You do know what time it is, don't you? Late again!
Just tattoo these shoes to your feet.
Another one of those what's under tattoos.
Now I can wear them whenever I want to.
Do not want to see where the tattoo ends.
Now you can have your favourite pet with you at all times.
Don't ever fall asleep in a tattoo parlor.
Who needs paper when you can write on your own hand.
Maybe when your 50 and your belly is 10 inches lower than it used to be you won't find your tattoo this funny anymore.
Next time you let your frinds try out their drawing skills make sure you are not the drawing board.