Wait a minute, you wanted your right and your left or mine? This gets confusing.

I'm going to make a tattoo, sorry mom!

Not sure if it's Big Foot or just her dog. WTF?

If you dare, come with us and let's make a tattoo.

One of the finest tattoes I've seen. Nicely done, nicely done!

It's great, you have tattoos... but.... spelling might be a problem!

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The legendary... the one and only... the unique... the... dragon with a girl tattoo. Autch.

Grammar nazi strikes again, but it's justified. Good job, good job!

Oh... poor guy, love really hurts. I bet it hurt him a lot. P.S.: The tattoos might be a problem, that's why you broke up in the first place.