He will be forever remembered as the one who did the touching of so many fortunate souls.
Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.
Wonder who will hire you now? If nobody wants to then it's clearly the government's fault.
I will have no regerts until the day I die. Who cares about spelling.
That's seems close enough. That's what the Joker looks like, isn't it?
Let's just live until we die.
This is why you don't let a noob give you a lion tattoo.