You do know what time it is, don't you? Late again!
Just tattoo these shoes to your feet.
Another one of those what's under tattoos.
Now I can wear them whenever I want to.
Do not want to see where the tattoo ends.
Now you can have your favourite pet with you at all times.
Don't ever fall asleep in a tattoo parlor.
Who needs paper when you can write on your own hand.