Check my six pack
Nobody has a 6pack like I do.
Made in China
Is it just the foot or the entire guy?
I'm late again
You do know what time it is, don't you? Late again!
Don't need shoes anymore
Just tattoo these shoes to your feet.
Another one of those what's under tattoos.
Now I can wear them whenever I want to.
Do not want to see where the tattoo ends.
Now you can have your favourite pet with you at all times.
Worst tattoo ever
Don't ever fall asleep in a tattoo parlor.
Who needs paper when you can write on your own hand.