Those damn biscuits. Always cracking over the lines.
Good thing the weekend is over and I can get back to work. Oh, look! My pants decided they needed some readjustments. What an awesome day this is going to be!
If all you do all day is chop onions you better come up with a solution for your continuing tears.
Do not mess with the guy that refuses to tear the ketchup where it's supposed to be torn.
Get your very own tearable pun right now.