Everybody has a special set of reasons for loving thei mum. This little kid certainly has got his priorities straight.
Remember to hug your toilet more often and not only when drunk.
Now how am I supposed to use the toilet brush for this task? It would be quite uncomfortable to make this happen, too.
Just when you thought you could use the big toilet seat this happens.
Looking up on the wall on toilet stalls makes me uncomfortable.
Everybody wonders why I stay in the bathroom for so long. I can't explain it either.
That level really needed a good shit so we've taken it there.
Not all toilet paper rolls were created equal. This breed right here is only ment for advanced users.
Oh great, you have to put it down and lose 2 seconds of your precious time. I've just got to cleanup all this stuff from the sink.
Man, you got to go to the bathroom to see the log I just took. It is AMAZING!