You better not flush down all your hopes and dreams down this toilet.
Please aim and stop pissing on the floor, dammit!
This is one of the reasons it takes you an hour to deal with your bodily functions.
A great sticker you can surprise your friends with and make the girls scream in horror.
Being the president means that you can't even take a dump without someone marking it on the wall.
Taking a piss? Why not take a selfie while you're at it? And post it online for your friends!
Just in case you want to share your special shitty moment with a friend. Nothing too awkward.
I believe you are missing some pedals and a wheel.
Please stop kicking this door. Use your hands!
Because it is too much to test if the toilet would somehow affect the door before installing it.