This service really sucks. You are kept here and you wait for someone to come and wash your hands, yet nobody does!
Rather than explain to someone why you couldn't wipe, just show them this photo. They'll understand.
I understand that it works, but why? Also, what's with all the wood INSIDE the bathroom? Isn't this a place where things get easily wet?
Just please do not make use of that toilet in your dreams.
Good thing they took the time to install this curtain, otherwise it would have all been… “in the open”.
Three things you need in the bathroom
Mom loves you, but if this stuff happens one more time then you will certainly have a bad tasting toothbrush.
The only logical thing to do now is cut out the door.
There's no drain for the sink? No problem, I'll come up with a solution.
Make sure you close the door when using the toilet. Nobody wants to see you do your thing.