How to keep the toilet occupied forever.
Make sure you don't dive here. The water may be shallow. You don't want to end up like the last guy.
What are you trying to say? This is not a Jacuzzi? You do what in here?
You get a happy end after you wipe, don't you?
Brain surgery doesn't require any spelling skills, does it?
All I need now is a fridge nearby and I am self sustainable.
Ever since we installed this in the men's restrooms it seems they are constantly drinking water and going to the bathroom.
The guy who laid out the plan for this bathroom was either too drunk or too stingy.
I ain't never going to be out of toilet paper. Never again!
We put the microwave oven in there just in case you needed to heat your sandwich while taking a dump.