Clearly there are people who haven't discovered this toilet paper thing yet. The commercial is for them.
The stories you start to find while using the toilet are more extreme than ever.
Looks like you forgot something on your way back from the little boys' room.
This public toilet sure is full all day long.
You know, in case you run out of toilet paper and need more.
Remember if you are in a hurry to leave your phone as far away from the bathroom as possible.
You know, if the urge to play the piano suddenly hits you while using the John.
Welcome to our pubic oil which used to be a public toilet.
All Joe asked us was not to buy him another shitty cake like last year. We simply could not resist.
I brought your favorite pink toilet seat so you can feel at home in the middle of the desert.