That level really needed a good shit so we've taken it there.

Not all toilet paper rolls were created equal. This breed right here is only ment for advanced users.

Oh great, you have to put it down and lose 2 seconds of your precious time. I've just got to cleanup all this stuff from the sink.

Man, you got to go to the bathroom to see the log I just took. It is AMAZING!

Why feel alone when you do a number 2? Grab one of your buddies and enjoy the moment together. You get extra points for constant eye contact.

Oh look, they thought of everything, even the urinals have tiny ladders.

Why should you take such a big risk with your own brain? That must be dangerous.

You've entered the bathroom of no return. Prepare yourself for eternal toilets, mortal.

What kind of beverage must have consumed the last guy who used this urinal?

This has to be implemented in all pubs and clubs throughout town. And make the sinkhole wide. You know what I'm talking about.