Feeling lonely on the toilet? Why not get a friend to help pass the time?
For those of you who want to show off their special potty habits, there is this public John.
This is one of the reasons it takes you an hour to deal with your bodily functions.
A great sticker you can surprise your friends with and make the girls scream in horror.
Being the president means that you can't even take a dump without someone marking it on the wall.
Taking a piss? Why not take a selfie while you're at it? And post it online for your friends!
Just in case you want to share your special shitty moment with a friend. Nothing too awkward.