I guess I'll certainly be able to reach my step goal for today.

I told you not to purchase the biggest washing machine, but you insisted, didn't you?

Is this a bad time to learn something new about Uranus?

I must admit that it never crossed my mind that it would be more efficient if I aim correctly. What can I say? You learn something new every day.

Well, that's one way to describe this complicated contraption. Hope you manage to make it work without a user manual nearby.

Ever had you phone discharged while taking a dump? Well now you won't have to worry about that anymore!

They keep being right even when it comes to the toilets.

Women and Scotsmen will be seen inside this restroom.

Why would you enjoy being alone on the toilet when you can bring 2 extra friends with you so you can all discuss the latest gossip while taking a dump.

Now I can watch my girlfriend taking a dump right in front of me. How convenient!