Baby, baby... Beer... HUH?! Oh, well, I've been drinking beers for quite a while, excuse me ladies!
Try religion like the rest of us. No scientific or logic will force us away from our savior.
I was born with big breasts. Is that a crime?
I hate her and I'm probably dead if this picture ends up on the Internet.
Who would ever consider wearing such a tshirt in public?
Good luck finding someone from Salt Lake Utah to wear this.
THe truth is that this is just an old shirt. Some things may not apply anymore.
Oh, look what we got here. I simply love you!
Yes he did, twice even.
We damn want damn a damn cure damn for damn Tourettes. Damn!