I'm really sorry for being so sexy... and modest with my appearance.

At least she is sincere about her true feelings towards you... and your money.

Come and get it while it's hot. Hurry up!

The awful truth: men are so scarce.

If I were you, I'd take her advice.

Kind of the perfect moment to catch her staring like that and the guy's tshirt.

When you simply have too many friends you must spread the word.

You might want to keep that secret to yourself

One advantage of being handicapped is that you have a reserved parking space. This guy is only in for the parking.

Are you looking at me right now?