If that's your upgrade I don't want to meet your current.

Her shit is certain to make someone fed up with it.

Not the guy you would want to bring to church on Sunday.

Somehow I don't feel safe having someone from a team that cannot spell their area of expertise right.

See this? That's how my girlfriend rolls.

Whatever you do, do not teach any man how to brew his own beer.

Yeah, I'm the best chick out there so stop looking further.

Grandma is dead serious about hipsters.

I promise to take good care of him. Oh, don't mind the shirt.

You want to be sexy like me? Get pregnant!