Ma'am, this is for your own good, you need to take these off, right now.
So get ready everyone! I'm hitting the road today so better watch out.
If you want to see a female tree... there you go. I bet you weren't expecting this, hahahah.
There is only one sure way to find out if a cat is male or female.
Be very afraid of heavy females. They can crush you.
The geek has identified itself.