Every pub should have this posted. You do need an excuse in case the wife calls, don't you?
I hate her and I'm probably dead if this picture ends up on the Internet.
The people who made this are pretty sexist.
Just stand there and hold the fence holding the cow in the pickup truck.
The wife must get back to the kitchen. It's my last wish.
I cook, clean, and I'm a hard man. You need to be rich.
Wifi and the wife's eye. There is a small difference between the two.
That is not the proper way to handle the hot wife problem.
The police officer's wife is too clean.
Just another way to insult every sign reader.