As a project manager I can confirm that this is exactly how it went with my wife.
Let's take a selfie while this other gentleman takes a skirt pic.
Guess this is a great place to leave a short mark so that other dogs know who owns this place.
Let's hurry up to... why hello there!
I wonder if they served any pizzas at this wedding.
So make sure you do confirm you attendance. Otherwise make sure you bring in food, accommodation and whatever else you need to enjoy yourself at our wedding. Cause we sure won't be preparing anything for you!
Better start sending out these invites. She is definitely interested so we are going to jump directly into the wedding!
Looks like we found the perfect woman to sweep all the neighborhood today.
Too fat to wear the wedding dress? Then get running and lose some weight. No excuses.
Just in case you get cold feet during the ceremony, I've got an insurance in my hand.