Keep in mind. If your wife does not iron properly then she most likely was a man.
I'm like a God at home with my wife. She treats me like a true Messiah.
Hey dear, why don't you just put a reminder on your phone? Take a post-it from the desk and stick it on the back. Yeah, that's right!
If you find these magnets on your woman's fridge then that is a clear sign to bail out.
Having a wife around the house can prove to be quite useful when reaching over the top shelf in the kitchen.
Google is obsolete since I got married. All I need to do is have an opinion about something.
No matter what you've forgotten, nobody could top the guy that ran off, leaving his wife at the gas station.
The perfect woman is ready with all the liquids required.
You get a free wife to keep nagging you all day long. Just grab a room at our hotel and we'll be happy to provide you with one.
When the wives are driving we all get the same look on our faces. There is no denying it.