Unfortunately I jumped to protect the wrong asset. This might get messy. Hello couch, my old friend!

The bad part about these tshirts are that they require you to keep your position.

For anyone looking to get married, make sure you are aware of these voices and their needs.

I hope she is not too mad at me and giving me the silent treatment after that little lip balm - super glue mistake I did.

It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.

At least I got my priorities straight. I'll use my dog to track down the wife.

Keep in mind. If your wife does not iron properly then she most likely was a man.

I'm like a God at home with my wife. She treats me like a true Messiah.

Hey dear, why don't you just put a reminder on your phone? Take a post-it from the desk and stick it on the back. Yeah, that's right!

If you find these magnets on your woman's fridge then that is a clear sign to bail out.