Frogs can work too, don't underestimate their qualities and ambition. Frog will work for food!
Or... almost. Sleeping at work, well it seems like you've done your job, goodnight!
At the moment I stop doing it, everybody comes around and acknowledges my existence.
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Why do we start working when we get to that station. It should really be the other way around.
Do this and then ask why are you getting fired or why you have such a small wage.
Every day it's the same. And then you die.
Be lazy and prey that you problems will be magically fixed or actually get up and do something about them.
Larry, are you sure we'll be safe doing this now?
You are not going to get any stuff done today as long as I'm here!