Guess it's too much work needed to actually take out the garbage.

There's always a clown in the middle of the protest group.

This is a great way to get out of bed in the morning.

Damaged keys? Just add a few wires and it's as good as new.

Watch your step. You wouldn't want to run into one of these stealth cactus plants.

When you are too lazy to walk the dog just drive around.

You should always think about where the doors go when painting anything.

Learn how to synchronize your eyes with your hands before the ball hits you.

Just look at what Chuck Norris did to my car!

Just don't take it literaly.