What do a zombie, Dracula and Frankenstein have in common with Jesus Christ?

A great life advice you can always follow.

Think about the wellbeing of the animals before you offer yourself for dinner.

Damn those guys. I told them not to label this week's shipment.

Although it looks funny I wouldn't want to imagine what would happen with his neck in a crash.

Just wait until she realises that she just had a hair cut.

If I want to sit on the left while I'm driving then I'll sit on the left no matter what.

Since there's no grass around the poor cow has to find other sources of food.

Unkown to many, Einstein was actually a professional bodybuilder.

I hope it's Photoshoped and they didn't just cut the dog's leg.