Those water molecules are all over the place so watch your step because it may get slippery.

Oh good, we made it to the fire hydrant. Now I can take a leak on my human.

Once I went and rode on the River Adventure. It was so sad.

Honestly, the guy who designed this billboard is living on another planet or what?

If you really want to be a smart ass and be sure that you aren't going anywhere soon other than the police station then by all means, tell him that.

Now you can get even a broken heart cookie. For your forever alone time.

I can tell you are looking for the biggest high five of your life. Just let me grab a chair and I will be right with you.

The first GoPro test performed. Just look at all those lenses they had back then.

Whoever left the couch in the elevator is a pure genius. The only problem is that I don't want to get out of the elevator now.

Who needs a special Kensington lock when you can just attach a handle and drill some screws into the laptop itself? See, problem fixed.