This Cafe is guaranteed to be the best in all of England.

At least we do sell fish. Or do we?

Get your toothbrush out of my eye immediately, you sick bastard!

Like seriously, have you even tried taking a piss into one of these? It just goes all over the place.

My new cat came with charging status LEDs. Now I now exactly when it's charged.

This sign is so mysterious. It does not make any sense to me.

That's the way to tease the police.

Now what am I supposed to do in the shower if I can't sing?

Somehow I don't believe that will simply flush. But that's just me.

I know you didn't manage to park correctly so I've made you a special slot.