Oh no... please tell me not the aliens again. They're behind me, aren't they?

He's quite an expert, and he's doing it right. Cheating win.

Everybody trips sometimes... Well, my time is now.

Now... I wonder who came up with that thing. Hahah, weird invention.

Just chilling with a beer in front of the TV. Now that's.... quite awful sometimes.

Only if Mr Bean would have been in Twilight... It would've been such a better movie!

Apply cold water to the burnt area. Dumb singer, great wordsmith.

Did you say.... tuna? Tunafish? OHHH GOOOOOOD!

I am only eating two slices of pizza today. My kind of diet.

Okay, wait for it... Still waiting, nothing happened. I'm hungry.