My dream is to once have a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

I can't read so the sign doesn't apply to me.

Don't you just love going to your grandparents?

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We promise to help you with the fat part, but you still get to be ugly.

Why did you have to dress me up like this?

Do not bother our pilot because he is really scared.

We are selling all our fasteners but we cannot fasten this sign.

In case of fire don't throw the elevator at the flames, use the water instead.

Okay cat, now... throw away your trouble and let's party!