Playing Justin Bieber will cost you a fortune.

Pay double and get a beer for free. That sounds great!

The most slow and the most painful way to become a zombie is to go through college.

I think I'll just park my car and occupy three reserved slots.

Whenever the girlfriend is out of town I get to sleep in my bed the way I want.

It gets really hot in the summer in the southern parts. Always be prepared to add a new cooler for your computer.

The owner seems to have left this beautiful home behind. It's on for sale right now.

Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

Every time we get around to take a group photo he stands up and gets out of the frame.

Absolutely no fish are allowed to smoke around these premises.