And it even comes with a hook which you can attach to your pants.

Makes you wonder where Adobe got their name from.

Nothing is really expensive these days. You can even say you cannot afford nothing.

You really need to get some exercise according to your overflowing fat.

You better check those unread notifications soon. Those pigeons ain't got all day.

I've got the perfect boob holders right here inside my hands.

In the past people wouldn't do unsafe stuff because they still had common sense inside their brains.

You want to be happy? Then use this book to find the real secret.

We do care about people with disabilities. We do have a bathroom for this purpose. Too bad you can't get to it.

Get your very own banana phone. Fits any type of phone.