What's this weird substance that has do not eat written all over? Seems edible.

Let's break the law right here right now. I'm sliding down this railing.

Just grab 2 pieces of wood, some duct tape, shape the wood and tie those to your feet.

Every pub should have this posted. You do need an excuse in case the wife calls, don't you?

I can melt ice just by looking at it. This proves my powers beyond any doubt. Can you melt ice cubes?

She told me to take off all her clothes. After all, they didn't fit me.

Usually it's very dangerous at our store when it's open.

There is a precise speed limit calculated using exact environment characteristics.

I only sleep and eat. Is there anything to eat now? Then wake me up when it's lunch time.

I've always wanted to ride a car while I had my haircut when I was a child.