Good thing the signal travels at the speed of light otherwise it would be better to just cut the cable.

Let me grab that ball between my leg and face. That would be awesome.

Just follow these simple steps to get you answer for that hard programming task you have.

Just a friendly reminder that fruit salad is very good for your health. Just thought you might want to know that while you are washing your clothes.

Ever notice how you always end up with the stupidest team members in a video game?

Screw this prayer. I just got a comment on Facebook from my boyfriend.

Just stand back a little and see how you really look like.

Seriously? I would like one that actually knows how to spell.

Got to keep up with the latest fashion trend. If sweetness is the new thing, I must put all this candy in my hair.

Come on, get in. It's completely safe. Don't you believe me?