I can't even hear the engine running, what kind of bike is this?

Have you seen any movement on your side? Mine is pretty quiet.

I am not going to call these guys if someone dies.

Are you sure you want to bet all your belongings on this thing?

So which one would you like to be? A family man with babies or a single one with a couple of hot chicks by your side?

Is it a sin or is it in? Repent nonetheless.

What, haven't you seen a fish before? He's my best friend and we're going for a walk.

Those are awesome: good quality, low price. It's just that they look like... you know.

Bottom line: don't fart in bed with your wife and don't keep air fresheners near.

Extreme situations call for extreme smoking. Break glass in case such an emergency occurs.