Let me do you apart. That's exactly what you were told at your wedding.

Planning on sleeping at school? Think twice before doing that or you might end up stuck to your desk.

No shit, I would have never guessed it was closed.

Sleep is a state in which people without internet connections enter each night throughout their entire lifetime.

At your age the ATM is your only chance to grab her attention.

Nobody is going to move this remote until I get home and watch the game.

Socially constructed beauty ideas can distort the reflection in this mirror.

Now you can replay that beloved scene when Kanye interrupts Taylor Swift using LEGOs.

Look, I know you are drunk and cannot stand, but it will only take a minute.

We must go deeper with the pants. One pair is just too simple.