Keep honking so we keep drinking. It's a win-win situation.

You are not doing good. Superman is.

I know what you are thinking but just don't pull the switch!

Everybody told me that I stink and to take a bath. Not sure how this will help but at least it will shut them up.

DJ, spin that umm.... wheel?

Hi there, I'll just sit here taking a dump while you wash your hands.

One easy way to get your six pack.

Stop looking for motives or causes. Just deal with it.

It's probably easier to just wait until spring.

Is he really peeing? What else would produce that water stream?