I heart it. Do you heart it too?

So I get that this place only serves cats and chickens or wh.... hold un... oh, yeah, I get it now.

Our children are doomed to search for an available screen name in vain.

Oh, we are a for profit organisation, we just don't have a prophet. Read the sign next time and hand over your mandatory donation.

I look like a total alien, can't see where I'm going, but I look stylish.

In case of alcohol poisoning Siri has just the solution: get yourself back to the nearest liquor store.

Deformed sounds right, doesn't it? Who needs a professional English translator when you have Google Translate?

When your daughter is able to sit on your ass while you are standing that's when you know something has to change.

Don't make me run after you, boy?

Someone is going to learn about physics the hard way.