Please, have mercy! I need to get to a computer ASAP.

There, I touched it. Nothing happened.

What are the odds that a branch will miss your car like this?

I'm not going to play by the rules so better piss on this sign.

I'm sure he's going to have an addiction problem soon.

It's a guarantee that nobody will come near your chair. Unless it's the cleaning lady.

I'm just an unlucky alien in need of your money.

My hand is so much important than your face.

Yeah, pretty sure that was not what they had in mind when they put the sign up there.

Nothing is more important than the safety of my McDonald's meal.