Smart dog
Did you just train your dog to take off swimsuits?
Free chicken strips
Are you hungry? Try our new chicken strips. Absolutely free.
How to fix damn near everything
Now I know what this book is good for.
Welcome to the wall
Behold the wonders of modern architecture and careful planning.
It's ok to stare
No, please do stare. I like it when people stare at my butt.
Baby and beer
Two different causes. One single effect.
Death to hipsters
Grandma is dead serious about hipsters.
I take a sheet in the pool
You take a what where? Next time try to figure out a better name for your product.
Mommy's fat ass
Please mom, can't we just take the car this time?
Free hugs
Some free hugs under that bridge. Seems legit to me.