Dammit, I've told you this would happen.

What a nice surprise to have your cigar blow up as you try to light it up.

Sadly, many kids will never know about this awesome game.

You think this is funny? Get those stupid gloves off me now!

All men need is a tree.

All you need for instant recognition as a rap star.

This is how you know you are in a gay hotel.

You can't even take a dump in the field without television these days.

Just don't droll for icecream every time you turn on the lights.

Honey, did you pack everything for the trip? Everything?