Sorry, but we are closed. Permanently.

The difference between what you want, what you need and what you have.

I only hope that diaper is a clean one.

Someone at Kroger wanted to prank the cashier.

Looks like another month without a job. Better luck next time!

You have been warned. Stick driving noob here.

Keep an eye on your little friends for a while, will you?

Remember to keep that long leg of yours to yourself.

Get the bike you've always wanted. In perfect condition!

I'll just wait here.