We'll just pick out the main ideas and highlight them.

Ever eaten a cupcake with weed or mushrooms? How about pills?

Certainly a not so useful clock.

Check out my stereo car sound system!

Too bad it's false advertising.

Oh great! We've found daddy!

Who would have thought that these would end up to be the biggest names in rap music today?

I could buy hundreds of thousands of diapers.

I sooo need you right inside me now!

Nothing is bothering this guy.