Really, stop screaming and yelling and shouting. STOOOOOP. Close mouth. Click. Confirm. Done.

Nope, you'd think this is Photoshop, but it isn't. Welcome to Russia!

Why should Photoshop be legal for models and steroids illegal for athletes? They are practically the same thing.

I have a bad feeling that this might not be real.

I can't afford a nice car or a sexy chick and still I need to show the whole world my crappy Photoshop skills.

Next time remember that you also have a left breast.

My muscle is so great it rips a hole in the time-space continuum.

My Photoshop skills are a killer.

Hmm I forgot to add her 5th fingers. No worry, nobody will notice anyway. Our product is sure to sell now.

Or simply say it out loud that you're ugly instead of wearing this tshirt.