Really, stop screaming and yelling and shouting. STOOOOOP. Close mouth. Click. Confirm. Done.
Nope, you'd think this is Photoshop, but it isn't. Welcome to Russia!
I have a bad feeling that this might not be real.
I can't afford a nice car or a sexy chick and still I need to show the whole world my crappy Photoshop skills.
Next time remember that you also have a left breast.
My Photoshop skills are a killer.
Hmm I forgot to add her 5th fingers. No worry, nobody will notice anyway. Our product is sure to sell now.
Or simply say it out loud that you're ugly instead of wearing this tshirt.