Do you expect to get a new iPad this Christmas? Surprise!

What, didn't you know that Apple just released a special new product manufactured only in China?

My new stand keeps me warm and is very fluffy.

Just bought a new iPad. Now I can show everyone how smart I am.

Another thing you can do with your iPad besides the normal usages.

This is the only way you can watch Inception.

Don't need no GPS. I got Jesus to guide me.

Shirts are so last week. It's iPad signing time.

Use this built-in printscreen function. Requires additional copy machine sold separately.

The ultimate device comparison chart. Now you know that a maxipad is better than an iPad.