Gentlemen, do not throw away your empty beer cans. The ladies love them.

This is the correct evolution of alcohol in your body.

In case of alcohol poisoning Siri has just the solution: get yourself back to the nearest liquor store.

Keep honking so we keep drinking. It's a win-win situation.

You are going to have a lot of face washing activities tomorrow morning.

This is the last time she will ever drink at a party.

Meanwhile in Ireland there is a special soup available.

Some girls are natural, others need alcohol.

Sex and alcohol are the most important values. Who needs food anyway?

This is certainly the last time he will pass out at a party. Ever.