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Drink with moderation

Drink with moderation

I keep drinking but this Moderation guy still hasn't shown up. How am I supposed to drink with him this way?

Forgot the pizza

Forgot the pizza

He didn't forget it. It's just extra crispy, the way he likes it.

Drunk, not alcoholic

Drunk, not alcoholic

There is a slight difference between being a drunk and being an alcoholic. Being a drunk is way more fun.

Drinking dress

Drinking dress

Got to get my girlfriend one of these dresses. She will be the life of any party.

Found my support group

Found my support group

I guess there really was a support group tailored to my needs.

Abraham Drinkin

Abraham Drinkin

Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Abraham Drinkin'.

Depressed toilet

Depressed toilet

Remember to hug your toilet more often and not only when drunk.

Small drinking problem

Small drinking problem

Your little drinking problem is getting ridiculously small. You can't keep drinking like this for the rest of your life!

Mugshot posture help

Mugshot posture help

When you get so drunk that you need help from others to keep your head up, that is when you have hit rock bottom.

Phone uses with alcohol

Phone uses with alcohol

Want to make your phone disappear overnight? Just grab it on the way to the pub and make sure at least 15 beers end up on your tab.