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Will not kill you

Will not kill you

Sounds legit. Why not give this man a lift.

Sorry cake

Sorry cake

Well there you have it. Proof that a cake will fix just about everything. Put this baby next to a duct tape and you are set for life.

People to kill

People to kill

Ah, I see you found my secret notebook. Please help me out by writing down your name on the last page and marking it as done while you're at it.

Attorney for dead people

Attorney for dead people

Even if you are dead you can still hire us to claim a fair amount of money. You know, for a larger coffin or something.

You know it's true...

You know it's true...

Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running really fast.

Hurts and kills

Hurts and kills

A great way to keep people out of the room.

Killed to death

Killed to death

Killing is serious business and can lead to death in some cases.

Shoplifters will be killed and eaten

Shoplifters will be killed and eaten

A great way to discourage anyone with bad intentions.

He was a good man

He was a good man

He never killed a man that did not need killing.