Sounds legit. Why not give this man a lift.
Well there you have it. Proof that a cake will fix just about everything. Put this baby next to a duct tape and you are set for life.
Ah, I see you found my secret notebook. Please help me out by writing down your name on the last page and marking it as done while you're at it.
Even if you are dead you can still hire us to claim a fair amount of money. You know, for a larger coffin or something.
Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running really fast.
A great way to keep people out of the room.
Killing is serious business and can lead to death in some cases.
A great way to discourage anyone with bad intentions.
He never killed a man that did not need killing.