This is how you know when you got a fat ass.

Better grab that ass on the 11th hour than never.

This is how you know you are in a gay hotel.

The new table wine has a great catch phrase.

Check my super smooth and fluffy muscles.

All the different smiley faces that represent asses.

It seems you require a football right there.

Welcome, bend over, spread your legs and we will begin.

You seriously don't want to know how that was made.

The original, the unique, the fabulous Ass Man. Wonder if he knows what's written on his t shirt.