No, please do stare. I like it when people stare at my butt.

This is how you know when you got a fat ass.

Better grab that ass on the 11th hour than never.

This is how you know you are in a gay hotel.

The new table wine has a great catch phrase.

Check my super smooth and fluffy muscles.

All the different smiley faces that represent asses.

It seems you require a football right there.

Welcome, bend over, spread your legs and we will begin.

You seriously don't want to know how that was made.