Cats can be such jerks most of the times. And they do it on purpose.
Let's take a quick pic with God's ass before he sees us.
Somehow I'm not sure I want to try out new cakes anymore.
Just wait until they get home and the wife starts looking over the photos.
You know it's weird but... they gotta exist too.
If you want to be a smartass, first, you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass.
One of the funniest families in World's History. Members like Smart, Dumb...
I'd hit it, I'd hit it like there's no other tomato in the world.
You have to pay for the ride. And money won't save you this time around.
Seriously? I would like one that actually knows how to spell.