Well at least she is wearing a helmet to keep her precious brain protected.
And this is the reason why you should always make sure you are wearing underpants while going in public. Someone else's wife my tuck your private parts in.
She must get undressed. How can you check out a noise in the middle of the night in your PJs?
This happens all the time, does it not? You simply open the wrong drawer and end up with a pair of panties on your head instead of a hat.
Pants are so last Tuesday. Now I get a long sleeve with a tiny pair of underwear.
If it needs scratching it will be scratched. No excuses.
Want to spice up the atmosphere at work? Show up like this the next day, you will definitely turn some heads.
Who would ever go out without a beer and a gun?
So how wold someone manage to put underwear on a tree?
Oh, you got me another pair of underwear for Christmas. Again!