It's not you... it's me... Just please understand me baby... I have to focus..

Sir son, yep. Oh and no, that's not a chinese name. Actually, Sir's son.

I'm sure you'll get this one. This is Godfather, from way back time when he was a baby.

Watch yourself in the mirror, play with the mirror, it's funny, hahaha!

Oh yeah, that old line we've all heard at a certain point... When I was your age... I already had 3 jobs. Yeah yeah yeah...

Oh no... NO grandma..... Double-click on that icon, arghhh.

Babysitting Spiderman, not as easy as it seems. They said it's going to be easy, but it wasn't easy at all.

It's the most wonderful place on Earth... NOT. I ain't returnin' to no daycare, hahahah.

'Sup ladies? Wanna join me? Now this baby is really cool. Way to go kid, way to go!

He just got here and he's already awesome. Now that's a great way to start your life. Good job kid, good job parents!