That's a nice piece of writing right there, but it lacks some common logic.
Hooray, I've solved another Rubik's cube. These things are darn easy to solve.
Oh, you ran into a pole. That's too bad. Sorry, but I've got more pressing business I need to attend to.
If you can't read this sign then please go ahead and use the tracks. They're for trains and blind people.
On the bright side you won't need a hat to keep your head warm.
Our love is so awesome, it can take away your vision. Please protect yourself with these glasses.
It's not such a good idea to put this sign in the area.