Never give up on your goals and always struggle to become better. Unless you are an outdated technology.

Now I also take credit cards. And stay tuned because next week I'll event let you pay with PayPal.

I don't want to know how the girl version looks like.

Go on, it's been scientifically proven that touching them reduces stress and boosts happiness.

The car loves skateboarding, or at least it looks like it's this way.

What I really want for Valentine's is some time together with you. Or just sex.

Yo dawg, we heard you like adapters so we put an adapter in an adapter in an...

Even if everybody died because of your physical appearance, I'd still love you.

If I were you I wouldn't eat here anymore.

You are so great. And sexy. And it's your birthday.