We must prepare for the upcoming iPad dependent generation. Brace yourselves!

Childhood, what it was... and what it became. Back then and right now.. a lot of differences.

Sadly, the truth. They will grow up and she will win the game.

I got to get this guide so I can screw up my child easier.

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Is your kid misbehaving? Than use this taser to teach that spoiled brat a lesson!

So why does he get to be the surprise and not me?

Our children are doomed to search for an available screen name in vain.

I only have 2 beautiful kids, get lost you ugly kid!

What are you doing using that ATM. It is reserved for kids!